We also sell to shops!

Give Your Customers A Giggle With Our Unusual Designs

Dear Retailer,

We currently supply independent businesses (including card, gift and farm shops) around the country, from Aberdeen to Hampshire, taking care to space our outlets sensibly. 

Stephen and I also supply charities and companies who like their logos and names on the back of their cards.  We can do this for you too, if you wish. There would need to be a small set up charge for this.  Our name and website address always appears on the back of our cards.

We strive to build lasting relationships with our trade customers by producing high quality, unique cards and handling your orders quickly and efficiently.  New designs are introduced regularly.

Our cards are designed, printed and packed by ourselves and have been for over twenty years.  The buck stops here!  We use only good quality 50% recycled card for all our humorous cards. 

Free delivery is by Hermes and generally takes 4 days. 

For areas where  Parcel Force have to be used for geographical reasons we have to charge this at cost. We try to fulfil your orders the same day as they arrive, however this is not always possible.  All orders are packed within three days of receipt.

As a small (some may say, micro) company we do not and cannot compete with large companies selling cards for 20p etc.  We compete by being unique, funny and efficient.  As retailers ourselves we observe sales trends and the ever-changing needs of shoppers.  Our observations have led us to the conclusion that a lot of card buyers are looking for ‘something different’.

We can supply that!

Funny but not offensive and definitely NO glitter (not even at Christmas).

Our minimum order is 102 cards this is carriage free and cards come in packs of 6

Your first order is by proforma invoice and thereafter 30 days credit is given

Please email [email protected].or telephone 01677 424658  (mobile 07731 656899) for the wholesale price.












 We look forward to doing business with you.